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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE →

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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Azra.T excerpt from “Feed”  (via 5000letters)

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What ever you do, do not love, do not love. There has been an ocean here. There have been flowers in bloom. Whatever you do, do not sink, do not love.

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

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And then she told herself, “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.” and then she never felt anything again.

Seth Rudetsky (via i-have-been-to-chokey)

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Even more important than saving lives is high belting.
person:what kind of music do you listen to?
me:*dramatically jumps up and turns in a circle and finishes with jazz hands* showtunes, muthafucka

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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