Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
What ever you do, do not love, do not love. There has been an ocean here. There have been flowers in bloom. Whatever you do, do not sink, do not love.
THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
And then she told herself, “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.” and then she never felt anything again.
Even more important than saving lives is high belting.
|person:||what kind of music do you listen to?|
|me:||*dramatically jumps up and turns in a circle and finishes with jazz hands* showtunes, muthafucka|